About Arenztopia

Essential Information

This section is your one-stop shop for information about Arenztopia. It includes all that you ever need to know about Arenztopia.

General Guide

The Arenztopian Island resides off the coast of Mexico. The President is Lorenzo A., Ruler Of the Country Of Arenztopia, and he lives in Arenztopia City, which is located next to the Bay of Arenztopia at the southeast corner of the island. The 50 million people on the island enjoy a plentiful economy of $5 trillion and lots of beautiful cities. The major cities are Arenztopia City, Olb City, Noi City, Austerfield, Arville, Shersville, New Austin, Sitin, New Rome, Choran City, and Salnez. Symbols of Arenztopia include a horse (the national animal) and ice cream, (national food). The people speak Arenzese, English, and Spanish. Mount Arenztopia is the highest spot, at an astounding 20,100 feet. On the contrary, the lowest point is in the Arenztopian Desert at 200 feet below sea level. The country's motto is “We love books”, but the more commonly used version is the Arenzese, “Dv Olev Yllph.“The currency of Arenztopia is called the Arenzo. One Arenzo is equal to 50 cents USD. All stores will accept it, and most people use it. It is unique in that it is completely digital-no paper bills or coins involved.

Here's a free Arenzese translator. You type English into the box, press “encode”, and it'll translate into Arenzese.

Arenztopia is home to many cities. Arenztopia City is the largest, at nearly 2 million people in population, and there are many semi-autonomous city-states within Arenztopia, which are called Rohadden, Iremdor, and Aradakon, which are tax-free entities. They are areas that did not agree to the 2020 American Treaty and so became their own semi-autonomous entities. The smallest city is Cuyanting, with a population of just 2,500 people.


This section explores the political alignment and structure of Arenztopia.

Political Structure

There is a president, who is voted into place, and who follows a constitution. The vice president is also voted into place and will become the new interim president in wake of the president suddenly resigning or dying. There are also 2 judges in the Supreme Court, and two senators. The judges function much like the Supreme Court of the USA, handling high-level cases and approving laws. The senators propose laws and perform other executive duties. Finally, the Executive Branch, consisting of the President, the Vice President, and the advisors, organizes the political ecosystem and keeps things in order, as well as making top-level desicions and passing laws. There is also a House of Representatives, which contains one representative from every state and region. They represent the state's intentions and propose bills. Every term for every position is two months, except for the president, who has a four-month term.

There are two main parties:

The Ethics Party, which values ethics over science. For example, if killing an animal is necessary for an experiment, as long as the animal is not absolutely necessary to the experiment, an Ethics person will not kill it. However, Ethics people are not vegetarians, because they think that animals can be eaten.

The Science Party, which values science over ethics. A Science person will kill an animal even if it is not absolutely necessary to an experiment or scientific process.

All independents are grouped into the Red Party.

Laws are approved by this process: First, a group of citizens or a politician proposes a bill. If the bill is on a level lower than national, the citizens in the area that is affected by the bill vote on it. If it wins the vote, the leaders of the affected area review it again, then the bill is approved and passed into law. If the bill affects the entire nation, it goes to the senate. The senators look at the bill and make sure that it is reasonable and can be implemented, and if the bill is passed, it goes to the Executive Branch. The President, the advisors, and the Vice President look over the bill and see if it improves the situation of the country and if it fits the interests of the people. After that, the bill goes to the Judicial Branch, which are the judges, who make sure that it is constitutional, then they will officially pass the bill into law.

Political Alignment

Arenztopia is a military and economics ally to the city-states within it, and also to the USA, Japan, France, England, Germany, China, Mexico, Italy, Vatican City, and Canada.

Arenztopia does not have any enemies yet, except for the short-lived chaos organization Chickentopia and the now-defunct terrorist group Milestopia.


The main media group in Arenztopia is the AMG, Arenztopia Media Group, which is an association that includes APR (Arenztopia Public Radio), ARB (Arenztopia Royal Broadcasting), ATV (Arenztopia TV), ATN (Arenztopia Television Network), and ANN (Arenztopia News Network). APR is the central radio station in Arenztopia. It has stations, such as QAXR and NRTX, in every city in Arenztopia. ARB is the main TV channel from which presidential announcements and political news are broadcast. ATV is the main entertainment channel, showing mainly cartoons, TV movies, and comedy. ATN is one of the main news channels, mostly broadcasting Science Party news. Finally, ANN is the other main news channel, mostly broadcasting Ethics Party news.

Bank and Economics

Arenztopia has a very well developed currency, but now we have a bank!

Note: To buy, sell, or earn money, you must have a bank account.

My Account

Here you will be able to make a bank account, which will allow you to make all sorts of monetary transactions. Just click here.


Looking for food, treats, toys, anything? You can buy it here. Fill out the form and you will be notified the cost of your purchases. The money will be taken out of your account.


Have a buisness or just want to start selling something? Fill out the form here and we will tell you the cost of the materials and you can make money that will be deposited in your account.


This is a comprehensive guide to the history of Arenztopia.

History Section I: Colonization and Timeline

This section has comprehensive overviews of all of the civilizations that have colonized the Arenztopian Island at one point or another.

History part 1: The Incas

In the year 1470, the great Incan emperor Pachacuti Inca Yupanqui sent a fleet of ships out from Cusco to explore new lands. The explorers, after venturing for about 500 miles out from shore, ran headfirst into a gigantic storm. It wrecked 3 of their ships and killed a dozen men, and the remaining people were forced to turn back. About a week later the brisk gale powered their crafts to a mysterious island. This island was Arenztopia, but the Incans called it Puquna Wat'a Pachacuti, which meant “Fertile soil island of Pachacuti”. Arenztopia was born.

Incan Rule

This storm is called the Tlwh’ Yovhhrmt (gods’ blessing) in the folk tales. But the real gods’ blessing for these weary Incan travellers was the extremely fertile soil their scouts reported. Legend has it that the leader of the expeditionaries fell to his knees and said “Agradiseyki Inti, chaypas nogakuna munay llapa tiyay hamchi!"(a rough translation of praise Inti* for we will all be saved!) and started sobbing. The men made a large offering, and then gratefully planted wheat, maize, and potatoes that they had brought along on their boat while some people set out to notify the emperor. Over the next 60 years the emperor visited several times and Arenztopia was built up into a bountiful asset. Then, sixty-three years after that fateful storm-the Tlwh’ Yovhhrmt-Francisco Pizzaro came along and felled the mighty Inca Empire.

Spanish rule had begun.

*Inti was the king of the gods in the Inca empire.

History part 2: The Spanish

In 1533, the last emperor of the Incan Empire, Atahualpa, was brutally executed by Francisco Pizzaro, and the island of Arenztopia was turned over to the rapidly expanding Spanish Empire. The king of Spain at that time, Charles V, took note of this vast island added to his gigantic pan-European and South American empire and so he paid a trip to Arenztopia in 1535. He was awed at the beautiful scenery, fertile land, and unprecedented riches, and he decided to build a huge, grand ranch in Arenztopia. Then, in 1558, Charles died. The new king, Philip II, ignored Arenztopia except as a distant, overseas colony. Arenztopia fell into decline during the reigns of the next three kings, and it became a poor, farming community with few people and even less money. Then, during the reign of Philip V, everything changed. Philip revitalized Arenztopia, pumping money into the community and introducing more people. He embarked on a series of grand urban planning projects and founded many large cities, such as Canopia and Natania City. Over the next 200 years, Arenztopia flourished under Spanish rule. Then, during Alfonso XIII's rule, a geurilla group came over from Texas, Arizona, and New Mexico and conquered Arenztopia single-handedly in the Arenztopian Revolution. Arenztopia was now American.

History part 3: The Americans

In 1935, Arenztopia was formally annexed to the United States of America in the midst of the Great Depression by Franklin D. Roosevelt. President Roosevelt opted to make Arenztopia a semiautonomous territory of the USA, instead of a state, so that Arenztopia wouldn't be totally reliant on America during the Great Depression. Arenztopia became a minor battlefront for World War II when the Japanese tried to conquer it in the Pacific Theatre, reaching as far inland as the middle of the Arenztopian Desert before being beaten back by American troops. Arenztopia prospered under American rule for 85 years until 2020, when a treaty allowed Arenztopia to become its own independent nation.

History part 4: Modern Arenztopia

After signing a treaty with the USA in 2020 allowing it to have independence, the citizens of Arenztopia started to create a government and elect a president. In March 2020, the War of Chickentopia occured, when Arenztopia warred against the chaos organization known as Chickentopia. In April 2021, Arenztopia annexed a small group of islands off the coast of Chile called the Modinau Archipelago. You can read more about modern Arenztopia in the other parts of this website.


1470: The Incas find Arenztopia.

1472: The Emperor of the Incas goes to Arenztopia for the first time

1533: Francisco Pizzaro conquers the Incan Empire.

1535: Charles V pays a trip to Arenztopia and builds a ranch.

1558: Charles V dies.

1700: Philip V's reign starts and Arenztopia is revitalized.

1933-1934: Arenztopian Revolution

1935: Arenztopia is annexed into the USA.

2020: Arenztopia becomes an independent country.

2021: Arenztopia annexes Modinau.

History Section II: The Museum

This is the museum, where you can see some of the official Arenztopian documents. It also includes a full list of everything in the Arenztopia Folder, a folder containing all the paper documents of Arenztopia, and many, many things from the founding of Arenztopia.

These are pictures of some Official Arenztopian Documents.

[Coming Soon!]

Museum Exhibit 2: List

This is the unabridged list of all the items in the Arenztopia Folder, a big blue folder that serves as a repository for almost every paper document ever in the history of Arenztopia. In all, this list contains 90 objects, all important and integral to the establishment of Arenztopia as we know it today. This list represents an unprecedented attempt to catalog Arenztopian history.

Key: (IT) = Informational Text (writing)
(O) = Old stuff (stuff that is not relevant anymore)
(WiP) = Work in Progress (unfinished)
(2P) = two pages taped together
[thing] / [thing on back of page]
[thing]+[other thing on the same page]

Left pocket (government things):

Map of Olb City
Arenztopia full coat of arms
Arenztopia official map / History of Arenztopia (IT)
Arenztopia topographical map
Arenztopia highway map
City coat of arms
Arenztopian cities
Arenzese translation guide
List of Arenztopia Media Group companies
Rivers of Arenztopia
Map of Modinau
Arenztopia Info
The Arenztopian Island (IT)
The Arenztopian Flag
Arenzese Translation Guide (O)
Top Secret Document (O)
Top Secret Document (O)
Job Sheet (O)
The King's crown (O) / The King's crown explanation (IT)
When Translating to Arenzese (IT)
The King's great military affairs hall facade drawing / The King's great reception hall floor plan + king's throne diagram
Forbidden Halls of Arenztopia drawing
King Renzo's Meeting Schedule (O)
Blank sheet of paper
Suhan L. Release Form (O)
Allies signature sheet (O)
Do Not Let These People In!: Suhan, Luke, and Jake (O)
Check for 1 trillion Arenzos: Paid from Renzo to Suhan (O)
New Arenztopian Constitution (WiP)
New Arenztopian Constitution 2nd page (WiP)
Old Arenztopian Constitution (O) / Old Facts (O)
Arenzese Translation Guide, Tony edition (WiP) (2P)
Original Arenzese Translation Guide (O)
List of National Parks (O)
Arenztopian National Park Service logo
Old Arenztopian Facts (O) / Arenztopia Founders + Welcome to Arenztopia Sign (WiP) (O)
An old drawing of an Arenztopian Villa (WiP) (2P)
The Hall of Splendorous Grandour / The King's Guard
Map of the average Arenztopian Incan vault (O) + Map of an Incan Temple complex (O) / The Incans in Arenztopia Island (IT)
Aircraft illustration (O) / Death Squadron Elite division thingy (IT)

Notebook paper in the middle:

title page: Arenztopia Official Government Documents
Arenzish Sign Language / Arenzish Sign Language cont. + timeline (O)
Map of Arenztopia City / Attempt by Clint to redesign Arenztopia City (WiP) (O)
Arenztopia Train Station + Arenztopia Train Station description / Mrs. Young Day is March 9th
Clint L. Memorial Day
Budget Sheet: Suhan Edition+stuff that Suhan wants (O)
Arenztopia Coat of Arms Rough Draft
Government Warning: James M. is a Spy! (O)
Jobs (O)
Arenztopia Government Balance Sheet
Tax Checklist (WiP) (O)
Arenztopia Citizen Register (O)
Note: Yeet Language Precursor: Alejandro Version (O)
Store Notes: Sam's Pokemon Store
Meeting Summary Government Crisis Form (O)
Arenztopia Governmental Meeting Register (WiP)
Political Structure
List of Bureaus
List of National Parks
List of Officers (WiP)
Native Arenztopian Day

Right Pocket (non-government things):

Dripping Cone Logo
Dripping Cone 100 Years (O)
Olb City Art Museum drawing
Arenztopia Companies Logos Design Sheet
Arenztopia City City Hall drawing
Tony's University Diploma
Olb City Announcer Issue 6 Page 1-2 Olb City Announcer Issue 6 Page 3-4 Olb City Announcer Issue 5 Page 1-2
Olb City Announcer Issue 5 Page 3-4
Olb City Announcer Issue 4 Page 1-2
Olb City Announcer Issue 4 Page 3-4
Olb City Announcer Issue 3 Page 1-2
Olb City Announcer Issue 3 Page 3-4
Olb City Announcer Issue 2 Page 1-2
Olb City Announcer Issue 2 Page 3-4
Olb City Announcer Issue 2 Page 5-6
Olb City Announcer Issue 1 Page 1-2
Olb City Announcer Issue 1 Page 3-4
Arenztopiarus Genus Page 1
Arenztopiarus Genus Page 2
Arenztopiarus Genus Page 3
Map of Soa
Olb City Announcer To-do (O)
GD & Co advert
Incan Decorative Helmet drawing / Incan dagger drawing
Arenztopia Beach Palace drawing / Title of Drawing+Stats about the palace
GD & Co flagship and headquarters drawing
Arenztopia Financial Center drawing (O)
Arenzese Translation Guide (O)
Unknown Arenztopia Palace floor plans
Arenzese Coca-Cola advert
Arenztopian Incan Temple drawing
The Presidential Limousine drawing
Arenztopia Mountain drawing (O)
Battle Plan: War of Chickentopia (O)
Battle Plan: War of Chickentopia 2 (O)
Arenztopia government diagram (O)
Confidential: For the King's eyes only (O)


Arenztopia is a reasonably large island roughly 2,000 miles off the coast of Mexico. In the west, it has mainly grassland and some forest. In the central part, it has a desert and a large forest. Near the northern and southern tips of the island are two tall mountains, Arenztopia Volcano and Arenztopia Mountain. In the east, there is a large mountain range called the Tfziwrmh, and some hilly terrain dotted with some forests. In the north there are some more mountains and more hills, with several large patches of grassland.

Several major rivers and deltas exist in Arenztopia.

  • The Arenztopia River is the largest river in Arenztopia. It runs through the heart of Arenztopia City and continues inland, where it feeds several lakes and wetlands.
  • The Tortoise River flows through Olb City and meets the Chrysanthemum River at the largest delta in Arenztopia to form one of the largest river systems in Arenztopia.
  • The Chrysanthemum River feeds several mountain lakes on Arenztopia Mountain. It shares a delta with the Tortoise River where the two rivers meet the sea.
  • The Hernandez River is an extremely long river that waters the National Forest and reaches a little bit into the Arenztopian Desert.
  • The Cattle River feeds a massive floodplain in the Coast Region. It forms a long river system with the Glass River.
  • The Glass River feeds two very large lakes and meets the Cattle River at a third lake.
  • The Marsh River feeds a large bog in the Coast Region. Outflows from this bog help water the National Forest. The Marsh River also forms a river system with the Hernandez River.
  • The Squash River forms one of the longest river systems in Arenztopia with the Prairie River. This river system helps water the vast grasslands of Uivrmw.
  • The Prairie River is the only river in Arenztopia which does not have a delta where it meets the sea. It forms a river system with the Squash River.

Arenztopia has lots of cities:

Arenztopia City is on the southern coast. It is the capital of Arenztopia and of the Capital Region. It's the biggest city in Arenztopia and it controls Arenztopia Bay, a stop on many major shipping routes. Arenztopia City is strategically placed next to Arenztopia Bay on a steep hill.
New Rome is farther inland in the Capital Region. It's the center of technology in Arenztopia; compare to Silicon Valley.
New Athens is in the Coast Region, about 75 to a hundred miles away from Arenztopia Volcano. It's the capital of the arts, and has produced many trending and contemporary artists throughout the ages.
Canopia, on the northern coast, is the capital of the Coast Region. It is a bustling resort town which has a bustling tourism industry.
Arville is near the northern tip of Arenztopia. It boasts the record for the lowest temperature in Arenztopia: -16 degrees celsius.
Shersville is the capital of Uivrmw. It has a bunch of museums. It is a relatively young city, having been established in 1890.
Chanlania is the largest city in Uivrmw. It was formerly a city-state.
Hasiania is the capital of Qfhgrxv, which is a minor state bordering the Arenztopian Desert. It's the sister city of Chanlania and was also formerly a city-state.
Sitin is a city on the border between Qfhgrxv, the Arenztopian Desert, and the National Forest. It is the sister city of Shreet.
Shreet is a city on the border between Qfhgrxv and the Arenztopian Desert. It is known for its art museum. It's the sister city of Sitin.
New Paris is the capital of, and the largest city in, the Tfziwrzmh. It has a bustling tourist industry.
New Austin is the capital of, and the largest city in, the Arenztopian Desert. It's the sister city of New Paris, and also has a bustling tourist industry.
Austerfield is the capital of Szkkrmvhh. It is one of the oldest cities in Arenztopia, having been founded in 1544. It's known as a very industrial city.
Olb City is the second-largest city in Arenztopia, with 1.75 million residents. It is known for its architecture, industry, and science. It's the capital of the Old Region.
Natania City is a satellite city of Olb City. There's nothing really special about it.
Noi City is the sister city of Olb City and is home to much contemporary art and architecture.
Choran City was the capital city of the newly annexed Republic of Modinau. It has a large port and narrow streets; it's a very beautiful city with almost no skyscrapers. Salnez is a charming fishing town in the Modinau Region. It is known for its beautiful tropical beaches and highly environmentally freindly fishing practices.


Length across, lengthwise: 2,400 miles
Length across, width-wise: 1,600 miles
Highest point: Arenztopia Mountain-20,100 feet above sea level
Lowest point: Arenztopian Desert (Al-Shakbur Oasis Settlement)-200 feet below sea level
Largest city: Arenztopia City-2 million pop.
Smallest city: Cuyanting-2,500 pop.
Unit of measurement: Imperial/Standard System but with Celsius instead of Farenheit
Tallest building: Arenztopia Tower-1,800 feet (550 meters)
Total population: 51.5 million
Motto: We love books (Dv Olev Yllph)
Demonyms: Arenztopian, Arenzish, Arenzese
Web Suffixes: .az, .arenz, .arnz, .arnztpa, .mod, .mdnau
No. of regions/states: 10
Largest region/state: Coastal Region
Smallest region/state: Mountain Region
Size of Economy: 10 trillion Arenzos (5 trillion USD)
Largest Company: Dripping Cone
National animal: Horse
National food: Ice Cream
Languages spoken: Arenzese, English, Spanish, Modinauian
Highest temperature recorded: 41˚C (105˚F)
Lowest temperature recorded: -16˚C (16.8˚F)

This week's checklist

In an attempt to be more transparent, we're publishing a checklist which lists what changes will hopefully be made to the website this week.

  • Work on and finish some websites for the Living in Arenztopia section
  • Make pictures of some Official Arenztopian Documents